SP Family

13 04 2008

SOMETHING RANDOM FOR MY FRIENDS ONLY. It’s short and pointless. Other people might not understand the thing since it’s all based from personal RP experiences so don’t bother reading it.

It was a quiet day in Pleasantville. A sky so blue, the water so calm and bright, it was seemingly a perfect day. Yes, a typical introduction that is constantly ever overused in damn stories. AREN’T YOU TIRED OF READING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER?! YES?! WELL, THIS CALLS FOR A REVOLUTION!! EVERYONE MUST FROM NOW ON GIVE COMPLETELY RANDOM AND POINTLESS HEADING PARAGRAPHS. *gets blasted into space*

HEY YOU!!!! DISCLAIMER: I don’t own most of the characters. They’re either originals of my numerous friends’ or from videogame or anime title. The only character I truly own here is Fial. SETTING IS BASED FROM “RAGNAROK ONLINE” WITH THE MIX OF “THE SIMS 2” GAME! RO isn’t mine. Sims 2 isn’t mine, either. RO is by Gravity Inc. while is by Maxis/EA Games as much I want their babies, they’re not mine. =(

ONE “QUIET” DAY:

Nagisa: LUUUUUUUUUKE!!! WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?!!

Torrid: … Stop yelling, it’s ruining my concentration to recall what I memorized yesterday.

Nagisa: Oh, it does? EVEN BETTER. LUUUUUUUKE!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!! I WANT MY BREAKFAST.

Torrid: … *sighs*

~ Downstairs ~

Luke: ;;;;;;; *TRYING TO MAKE A QUICK BREAKFAST FOR NAGISA, which is actually just a plain boring cereal… and he forgot the milk, too*

Nagisa: Good boy! It seems you’re not totally useless, after all. *sits down*

Luke: ^_^ *YAY, PRAISED, happy monkey~~~*

:: Nagisa looks down the cereal bowl… ::

Nagisa: … WHAT!! WHAT IS THIS?!!!

Luke: o.o It’s cereal, Nagisa.

Nagisa: I KNOW THAT!!! WHAT THE HELL, YOU JUST PREPARED CEREAL, and it DOESN’T EVEN HAVE DAMN MILK!!! ARGH!!! I TAKE THAT BACK. YOU’RE SO HOPELESSLY USELESS, LUKE! *STANDS UP ON HER CHAIR AND GRAND CROSSES THE TABLE!!!*

Luke: @O@!!!! I’M SORRY!;;;

Fial: That’s the 27th one this week.

Genevieve: Oh my. The poor table!

Nagisa: LUKE! BUY A TABLE LATER AS PUNISHMENT!

Luke: T_______T

Genevieve: But Nagisa, we’re saving our money since we just moved to our new house…

Nagisa: … THEN GO EARN SOME MORE!!! >=(

Genevieve: Oh… okay! Vivi will do her best! ^-^!!

Nagisa: *mutters*

Torrid: … I’m going to work. *finishes tea and bread, stands and leaves* Fial, let’s go.

Fial: Okay.

Genevieve: ^o^ Ahhh, if you’re not going to eat that, Nagisa, can I have–

Nagisa: NO. GET ME MILK!!!

~ Hours later ~

Torrid: We’re back.

Fial: *enters the house with Torrid*

:: The house is quiet… ::

Fial: Well. This is usual. … Bad vibe?

Torrid: … I wonder if Nagisa moved out without telling us.

Fial: … If so… then… … HAH! YES! NO MORE NAGISA!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Nagisa: *GRAND CROSSES THE TWO TO WELCOME THEM HOME*

Fial: *FALLS*

Torrid: *used ubarh4x’d Assumptio and l33t armor set to lower Nagisa’s damage*

Nagisa: … TORRID! TODAY…! … IS THE DAY, YOU DIE!

Torrid: Thanks for the warm welcome.

Nagisa: SHUT UP AND FIGHT ME.

Luke: @O@!!;;; *DRAGS FIAL AWAY TO SAFETY WHILE THE TWO FIGHT*

Genevieve: ^o^;;; *places an ice bag on Fial’s head~*

Leon‘s voice coming from the kitchen: AAAAAAAAAAARGHH!!!!!!!

Everyone: ?!

:: Everyone rushes to the kitchen after hearing the scream ::

Kitchen: *ON FIRE*

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!

Torrid: Hey, it wasn’t me this time.

Nagisa: What the hell happened here!!!

Leon: I was trying to cook TV dinner! T^T

Nagisa: YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY EPIC MOMENT WITH TORRID AND HIS… HIS… THINGY!!!

Everyone: … *started grinning for some reason*

Nagisa: … WHAT?!! WHAT ARE YOU ALL SMILING ABOUT!!

Torrid: *shakes his head while Storm Gusting the fire in the kitchen*

~ Even more hours later ~

Leon: I hate TV dinner!!! I will never make one again!!! They suck!!!

Fial: *pats Leon’s head, gives him a hot plate of spaghetti afterwards*

Leon: Yay, spaghetti!!

Fial: … So uh. Vivi.

Genevieve: Hai~~ Fial-kun~?

Fial: Thanks for helping earlier. *gives her a hot plate of her own* … By the way, guys…

Leon: Hmm? *watches Fial while eating*

Fial: … I read about our new house’s background. It appears we’re not alone here.

Nagisa: The hell! Of course we’re not alone!! I’m surrounded by morons!!!

Fial: Aside from us… <.<

Nagisa: … >_>?!

Fial: … There’s a ghost living here, too.

Nagisa: …

Torrid: … Oh? *reading a book while eating spaghetti, sounds interested*

Nagisa: HAH, NERDS. AS IF.

Genevieve: =O … Oohh… ghost!!

Leon: O_O?!;;;; GHOST?!!;;;

Luke: @A@?!!!;;; H…how did… the ghost get here?

Fial: I heard the ghost drowned.

Nagisa: Drowned?!! HAH! FAKE!!! There isn’t even any ocean or anything like that here!

Fial: Drowned in the pool.

Nagisa: … What.

Everyone: …

Fial: Yeah, I know, right?

Torrid: Aff.

Genevieve: Ohh, poor ghostie! TT^TT!!;;;

Luke: *agrees with Vivi;;* ;_____;!

Nagisa: e__e …. *the f%#k?*

Luke: ….. ;_____; ……. *scared*

Leon: Don’t worry, Luke! I’ll protect you if a ghost appears!

Luke: *smiles~~* Thank you, Leon-kun!

Leon: Ehehe! No ghosts will scare this guardian angel! No sir!

Sadako Yamamura (ghost girl from “The Ring”—go Google it if you don’t know her): … *comes out from the damn kitchen sink*

Leon: *GIRLY SCREAM*

Everyone: !!!!! O__________O AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Fial: … I can’t believe we only have one type of scream.

Torrid: … I was wondering about that myself.

Sadako: 7… days…!

Fial: Hey, hold on, we never even saw your videotape!!

Sadako: … Oh. …Wait, yeah. I never even met you guys. … Sorry, wrong hole.

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6 responses

13 04 2008
chibileon

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

YOU SHOULD DO MORE OF THIS, DEAR! XDDDDDDDDD THIS IS AWESOME!!!

13 04 2008
jiryuu

HAHAHAHA!!! MY RIPS! THEY HURT! THEY’RE CRACKED!!!!! *DED*

13 04 2008
nuarim

Great!!!! Awesome! Really! *is still laughing and almost falls from the chair*
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!! …please…

13 04 2008
Deline

LOL. I’m happy you guys like it?! *hugs the 3~* Still have to show it to the others, rofl.
I’m not as good as you guys can write these crack one-shots, though. =(
Ah. And I’ll do my best to write more later on, then. ^_^

14 04 2008
chibileon

OF COURSE WE LOVE IT. <33333

And lol, not true. Everyone beats mine by like, 300% more. :3

GL!~

14 04 2008
Deline

<333333

… 300%?!!! EWH, NO. D:< EVERYONE ELSE WRITES SO GOOD AND I’M JUST A NOOB. *HIC HIC* YOU’RE ONE OF MY FIC IDOLS, MEI!! =( <3333

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